help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
i dont even have to put my name on my math homework you can tell its mine by the dried tears all over it
“Zero stroke” was a reported mental disorder that appeared in Weimar Germany during the Post-WWI hyperinflation period, when the prices of basic commodities ran ridiculously high and counting by trillions or billions became necessary. Persons diagnosed were possessed with a desire to write endless rows of zeros and would sometimes “become confused when referring to numbers and would state that they were ten billion years old or had forty trillion children.”
(Source: lea-michele)
i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that
(Source: wincestwincestwincest)
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
I don’t think I will ever truly be happy until I have one of those secret bookshelf doors where you have to pull out a certain book to open the door
(Source: collegehumor)
